I am wondering if this might set some kind of record in this context. I was getting some honey roasted almonds out of the nut dispenser at the grocery store. It is a big container with a pull-lever that feeds nuts (or whatever is in it) out a wide nozzle at the bottom (into a sack). Since the honey roasted nature of this is a bit sticky, the nuts were not feeding. So I gave the container a 'shake' as I was holding the lever down (right hand - obviously). I don't know exactly what happened, but somehow the level slipped out of my hand and in the process wiped out my i, a, and m fingernails. i and m are so far gone that I cannot ever use the ping pong ball approach (at least not under the nail) until they grow out some.
So I guess it is Alaska picks on all four fingers for the foreseeable future.
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